TV Family Matters by MilesTeg

He's a Binford spokesman. He's won a pair of Texas state football championships.

She's an artist suffering from dissociative identity disorder. He's captain of NYC's 11th Precinct.

She's a Southern California party girl who shot her boyfriend's brother. He's a former child prodigy and current senior theoretical physicist at Caltech.

He's a divorce lawyer in Los Angeles. He's a doctor in New York.

He's a police officer in Hamsterdam. He's an assistant DA in New York City.

He's a US Army colonel in Korea. She's a resident of Capeside, Massachusetts.

She's a former model who owned a detective agency. She's a sketch-show actress, singer and Christian.

She was conflicted about her life, but not her friendships with Rayanne and Rickie. He was Aquaman and (eventually) Pablo Escobar.

She's a US Marshall. He's a tall bailiff.

He's a fighter pilot and captain of a professional pyramid team. He likes to visit his best friend via her window.

She's had 10 (11?) husbands during her time in Pine Valley. She's a secret agent who hasn't been married, but has had relations with two coworkers.

He had two kids and an extraterrestrial guest. He had four kids and a dog named Comet.

He's a corrupt and brutal detective. He doesn't like drugs, mmmkay?

He's a psychiatrist in Boston, then Seattle. He's a Revolutionary War soldier and current-day sheriff's consultant.

She works for an FBI agency specializing in strange phenomena. He specializes in doomsday devices.

He built a machine the government uses to spy on you. He's the executive assistant at Blush magazine.

She's the sarcastic sidekick with the hot rocker brother. She's a journalist who can't see through her coworker's glasses.

Her daughter saved the world, a lot. She's a Kansas farm girl who eventually got off the island.

He's a Vietnam helicopter pilot who may or may not be insane. He's a blind lawyer by day and crime fighter by night.

He's the Bookhouse Boy who runs the gas station. She's a TV producer for "a third-rate show on a fourth-rate network."