Laffy Taffy Jokes by Erica

Champion(s):

Bix32
Hoops, Hosses, and Trivia


Runner(s)-Up:

MajewskiK


Quiz Description

Also seen on popsicles, these pun-ridden jokes represent the best America has to offer. Eat some taffy and best of luck!

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Questions:

What has no legs but can do a split?

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A banana!

What do you get when you cross a pig with a Christmas tree?

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A porcupine!

What kind of tree grows in your hand?

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A palm tree!

What do you call a crab who plays baseball?

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A pinch hitter!

Why did the bowling pins stop working?

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They went on strike!

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

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They have good soles!

Why don't lobsters share?

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They're shellfish!

What is a cat's favorite color?

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Purrple!

How does a barber cut the moon's hair?

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E-clipse it!

Why couldn't the elephant use the computer?

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He was afraid of the mouse!

Why do owls get invited to all the bird parties?

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They're a hoot!

(This is my favorite joke of all time:) What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?

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Dam!