Alpaca Farm (beta)

Laffy Taffy Jokes by Erica

Champion(s):

Bix32
Hoops, Hosses, and Trivia

Runner(s)-Up:

MajewskiK

Quiz Description

Also seen on popsicles, these pun-ridden jokes represent the best America has to offer. Eat some taffy and best of luck!

Full Results:

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1 Bix32 458 98 00
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2 MajewskiK 456 96 15
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3 MitchellWA 436 93 15
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4 BringMoreLegos 428 90 15
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5 AdamKing 425 88 15
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6 akambour 419 85 15
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7 YuC 413 82 15
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8 brando3429 408 80 15
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9 IvixorB 365 77 00
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10 NathanL 357 75 15
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11 WeikleB 321 72 15
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12 KosmanJ 318 69 15
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13 LivenickT 312 67 15
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14 Vintsanity 304 64 15
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15 VenguswamyK 297 61 15
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16 JonesRW 285 59 15
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18 WeinbergD 280 53 15
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19 Steve 277 51 15
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20 Ren 276 48 15
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21 TheLuggage 274 46 15
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22 Michalle 224 43 15
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Questions:

Question 1

What has no legs but can do a split?

Click to Reveal Answer
A banana!

Question 2

What do you get when you cross a pig with a Christmas tree?

Click to Reveal Answer
A porcupine!

Question 3

What kind of tree grows in your hand?

Click to Reveal Answer
A palm tree!

Question 4

What do you call a crab who plays baseball?

Click to Reveal Answer
A pinch hitter!

Question 5

Why did the bowling pins stop working?

Click to Reveal Answer
They went on strike!

Question 6

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

Click to Reveal Answer
They have good soles!

Question 7

Why don't lobsters share?

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They're shellfish!

Question 8

What is a cat's favorite color?

Click to Reveal Answer
Purrple!

Question 9

How does a barber cut the moon's hair?

Click to Reveal Answer
E-clipse it!

Question 10

Why couldn't the elephant use the computer?

Click to Reveal Answer
He was afraid of the mouse!

Question 11

Why do owls get invited to all the bird parties?

Click to Reveal Answer
They're a hoot!

Question 12

(This is my favorite joke of all time:) What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?

Click to Reveal Answer
Dam!