NFL Spoonerisms by RalliP

Champion(s):

TimL


Runner(s)-Up:

MilesTeg
Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody's gonna die. Come watch TV.


Quiz Description

Do a spoonerism to the described person's first and last name in order to fill in the blank. All the spoonerisms are on the sounds-like rule, some might not match the spelling (i.e., FAN DOUBTS / DAN FOUTS). I will accept the spoonerism or the actual name. Just the first or last name is not enough. Alternate answers may be accepted at my discretion.

Full Results:

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1 TimL 455 97 15
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2 MilesTeg 438 91 15
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3 RauscherM 423 85 15
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4 MattK 399 79 00
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5 petkunm 369 73 15
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6 HKV 352 67 15
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7 akambour 346 61 15
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8 PipkeR 331 55 15
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9 SizemoreM 298 50 00
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10 GoodmanDL 263 44 15
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11 quarterrican 254 38 15
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12 IvixorB 228 32 15
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13 GrahamJ 213 26 15
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14 SokolM 78 20 00
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15 MitchellWA 39 14 00
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16 AnthonyBianca 0 5 00
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16 DouglasLovesVixey 0 5 00
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Questions:

My vicar was feeling very stressed, so I gave her some medicine and soon she mellowed out. You could say the pill was a (FORMER BENGAL).

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PARSON CALMER / CARSON PALMER

I'm pretty sure it says in the constitution that I'm allowed to bully my classmates. It's my (FORMER PACKER).

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WEDGIE RIGHT / REGGIE WHITE

If I were a terrorist on 24, my first plan would be to (PRE-GAME SHOW PRESENTER).

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KILL BAUER / BILL COWHER

"And what aboot the bit where I compare lobster and human societies, eh?"
"Oh geez, I dunno. (PATRIOT), I'm sorry to say I thought it was all a load of bunk."

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GOSH, JORDAN / JOSH GORDON

In the 18th century, members of the Supreme Court had their travel restricted. In fact, the Chief Justice was forced to stay within a few small (BILL).

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JAY ZONES / ZAY JONES

What a coincidence, my wedding anniversary is at the end of Ramadan. I suppose if my wife and I get amorous, we will be having a (HEAD COACH).

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RANDY EID / ANDY REID

Did you know that in their spare time, Yadier Molina and Joe Mauer are both pastors? I suppose the parishioners are their (EAGLE).

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CATCHER FLOCKS / FLETCHER COX

A stevedore just told me that 'male privilege is the first privilege'. He certainly is a (HALL OF FAME RUNNING BACK).

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WOKE DOCKER / DOAK WALKER

I'm not usually interested in other men, but sometimes I will go to a whiskey bar and have a few glasses of (FORMER RAIDER)...

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GAY RYE / RAY GUY

The biblical command "You shall not round off the pe'at of your head" has certainly resulted in a lot of (BILL).

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HAIRY JEWS / JERRY HUGHES

I can tell the two hatchlings apart because one has a small protrusion on its beak. It has a (BROWN).

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CHICK NUB / NICK CHUBB

I have not been too successful trying to sell my body on land. So I am going to live under the sea and try to make it as a (FORMER LION).

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MERMAN WHORE / HERMAN MOORE