Remember the #explainafilmplotbadly Twitter meme? It's the same idea, only this time, with video games. I'll give you a (terrible, but amusing) summary of the game's plot, along with the platform for which it was originally released; you give me the title of the game. All of these are well-known titles; the trick is in puzzling them out. Low difficulty, mostly an excuse for a laugh. Some summaries taken from funnier people than myself, across the Internet.
| Rank | Player | Total | %ile | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Money Value (% Incorrect): | 40 | 30 | 90 | 17 | 34 | 40 | 40 | 80 | 40 | 80 | 30 | 77 | |||
| 1 | UllspergerA | 439 | 98 |
15 40 |
15 |
00 |
15 |
15 34 |
15 |
15 40 |
15 80 |
15 |
15 80 |
15 |
15 |
| 2 | drakethatsme | 416 | 95 |
15 40 |
00 |
15 90 |
15 |
15 34 |
15 |
15 |
00 |
15 40 |
00 |
15 |
15 77 |
| 3 | SchroederS | 410 | 91 |
00 |
15 30 |
00 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 40 |
15 80 |
15 |
15 80 |
15 30 |
15 |
| 4 | SegalP | 396 | 88 |
15 40 |
15 |
00 |
15 |
15 34 |
15 |
15 40 |
15 |
15 40 |
15 |
15 |
15 77 |
| 5 | BrownellA | 390 | 85 |
15 40 |
15 30 |
15 90 |
15 |
15 |
15 40 |
15 |
00 |
15 40 |
00 |
15 |
15 |
| 6 | MarcotteM | 384 | 81 |
15 40 |
15 |
00 |
15 |
15 34 |
15 |
15 40 |
15 |
15 40 |
15 80 |
15 |
00 |
| 7 | LairdM | 369 | 78 |
15 40 |
15 30 |
15 90 |
15 |
15 34 |
15 40 |
15 |
00 |
15 |
00 |
15 |
00 |
| 8 | MercureT | 359 | 75 |
15 40 |
15 30 |
00 |
15 |
15 34 |
15 |
15 40 |
00 |
15 |
15 80 |
15 |
00 |
| 9 | Meredith81 | 347 | 71 |
00 |
15 30 |
00 |
15 |
00 |
15 40 |
15 40 |
00 |
15 40 |
15 |
15 |
15 77 |
| 10 | LackC | 344 | 68 |
15 |
15 30 |
00 |
15 |
15 34 |
15 |
15 40 |
15 80 |
15 40 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
| 11 | HoH | 307 | 65 |
00 |
15 30 |
00 |
15 |
00 |
15 40 |
15 40 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
15 30 |
15 77 |
| 12 | Chris | 304 | 60 |
15 40 |
15 30 |
00 |
15 |
15 34 |
15 |
15 40 |
00 |
15 40 |
00 |
15 |
00 |
| 12 | minarik15 | 304 | 60 |
15 40 |
15 30 |
00 |
15 |
15 34 |
15 |
15 40 |
00 |
15 40 |
00 |
15 |
00 |
| 14 | StrattonT | 291 | 55 |
15 40 |
15 |
00 |
15 17 |
15 34 |
00 |
00 |
15 80 |
00 |
00 |
15 30 |
00 |
| 15 | jefe | 289 | 50 |
15 40 |
15 30 |
00 |
15 |
15 34 |
00 |
15 40 |
00 |
15 40 |
00 |
15 |
00 |
| 15 | Akosua | 289 | 50 |
15 40 |
15 30 |
00 |
15 |
15 34 |
15 40 |
15 |
00 |
15 40 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
| 17 | SpencerJ2 | 261 | 45 |
15 40 |
00 |
00 |
15 17 |
15 34 |
15 40 |
15 40 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
15 |
00 |
| 18 | WangA | 251 | 40 |
15 40 |
00 |
00 |
15 17 |
15 34 |
15 |
00 |
00 |
15 40 |
00 |
15 30 |
00 |
| 18 | JamesQA | 251 | 40 |
00 |
15 |
00 |
15 17 |
15 34 |
00 |
15 40 |
00 |
15 40 |
00 |
15 30 |
00 |
| 20 | DaviesML | 219 | 35 |
15 40 |
15 30 |
00 |
00 |
15 34 |
00 |
00 00 |
00 |
15 40 |
00 |
15 |
00 |
| 21 | CamMacInnis | 187 | 31 |
15 40 |
15 30 |
00 |
15 17 |
00 |
15 40 |
00 |
00 00 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
| 22 | Cak5068 | 177 | 28 |
00 |
15 30 |
00 |
15 17 |
00 |
15 40 |
00 00 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
15 30 |
00 |
| 23 | CooperJ | 136 | 25 |
15 40 |
00 00 |
00 |
15 17 |
15 34 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
00 00 |
00 |
| 24 | BlomE | 132 | 21 |
00 |
15 30 |
00 00 |
15 17 |
00 |
00 |
15 40 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
00 00 |
00 |
| 25 | SorensonG | 126 | 18 |
00 00 |
00 |
00 |
15 17 |
15 34 |
00 |
00 00 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
15 30 |
00 |
| 26 | GuyR | 100 | 15 |
00 |
15 30 |
00 00 |
00 00 |
00 00 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
15 40 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
| 27 | LuskT | 77 | 11 |
00 |
00 00 |
00 |
15 17 |
00 00 |
00 |
00 00 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
15 30 |
00 |
| 28 | RoseM | 0 | 5 |
00 00 |
00 00 |
00 00 |
00 00 |
00 00 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
| 28 | JordanG | 0 | 5 |
00 00 |
00 |
00 00 |
00 |
00 00 |
00 |
00 00 |
00 |
00 00 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
| 28 | econgator | 0 | 5 |
00 00 |
00 00 |
00 00 |
00 00 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
00 00 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
Spaceman rallies peaceful multi-colored tribes; begins brutal war of attrition. (GameCube)
Highly suggestible tourist murders swathes of addicts in a swanky undersea fish bowl. (multiple)
A highly evolved Jawa lookalike tries to escape Tatooine; ends up on Hoth. (PS3)
Bloodthirsty teens force local wildlife into servitude, conduct animal fight club. (Game Boy)
An ambitious prince crushes hordes of humans into a writhing, nightmare ball in order to impress his father. (PS2)
A convicted killer takes a young girl on a hugely dangerous hike. (Multiple)
A woman really good at parkour attempts to outrun a group of people who are also really good at parkour. (multiple)
She was your daughter all along. Also, everyone's a flaming racist. (multiple)
A vague but sinister voice tells you to stab giants in the head, because... reasons? (PS2)
Getting mugged prompts the world's worst desert hike. Also, a toaster wants to kill you. (multiple)