Oh, lay my sweet lass down in the grass! This quiz covers the many songs that are part of the world of ASOIAF. I'll try to be less nonsensically obscure than KanyeWesteros in his quizzes!
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Surely the most recognizable song from the book series, thanks in part to its bastard TV cousin, is "The Rains of Castamere," which punnily tells the story of Tywin Lannister's merciless vengeance on a house by WHAT FAMILY NAME?
Just as "The Rains of Castamere" is thematically linked to the Red Wedding, the wedding of Ramsay Bolton is notable for the performance of a song, in the tradition of Titus Andronicus and Sweeney Todd, about WHAT VILLAINOUS BAKER and flouter of guest right, who is said to still haunt the Nightfort in his cursèd form?
Okay, let's make it a little harder. The house extinguished in "The Rains of Castamere" bore as its sigil WHAT ANIMAL OF A SPECIFIC COLOR, one which figures prominently in the song's imagery, given its coincidental relationship to the Lannister sigil?
Speaking of colors, one colorful singer meets a horrific and unfortunate fate as the mutilated captive of Cersei and Qyburn after he performs at Tommen's wedding. Name this sad soul, a desperate namer of names, now out one eye and one nipple.
Oh man, speaking of colorful performers who met awful fates, remember the guy who threatened to release a song about Tyrion and his secret woman, prompting Bronn to have the lad cooked into a stew? Yeah, that happened! What was that composer's NAME?
Oh, the smallfolk have stolen my forests;
They’ve stolen my rivers and hills,
And they’ve built a great wall through my valleys
And fished all the fish from my rills.
In stone halls they burn their great fires;
In stone halls they forge their sharp spears,
Whilst I walk alone in the mountains
With no true companion but tears.
These are the words, according to this wildling song, of WHAT TITULAR CHARACTER?
One of my favorite bits in the books is the recurring motif of "The Bear and the Maiden Fair." In this popular Seven Kingdoms hit, WHAT PECULIAR FEATURE OF THE MAID'S GROOMING attracts the bear to her?
The mysterious woman known as the Ghost of High Heart, when visited by the Brotherhood Without Banners, repeatedly requests to hear a song about a woman by WHAT FIRST NAME?
The fellow from the Brotherhood Without Banners tasked with singing that song goes by WHAT LIMNOLOGICALLY FORTUNATE MONIKER? He once had to sing his way into the Vale of Arryn when he showed up naked at the Bloody Gate.
In a song often played during the Westerosi "bedding" ceremony, the king takes off his crown while the queen removes WHAT ARTICLE?
One of the most important symbols in ASOIAF mythology is the blue rose. It is a key image in Daenerys's vision at the House of the Undying, a favorite accessory of Lyanna Stark, and a crucial token in the legend of WHAT MISCHIEVOUS AND MUSICAL KING-BEYOND-THE-WALL?
Brothers, oh brothers, my days here are done;
The Dornishman's taken my life.
But what does it matter? For all men must die,
And I've tasted...
WHAT has this ill-fated man tasted?