Often imitated but never duplicated! In honor of my 14th year of teaching commencing this week, songs about school. 1- non-parenthetical titles only 2- any extra anything may mark it wrong.
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| 6 | MattinglyD | 407 | 80 |
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| 7 | BringMoreLegos | 394 | 76 |
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| 8 | KreitzerJ | 383 | 73 |
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| 9 | GeorgeSpelvin | 340 | 69 |
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| 10 | DFisher | 339 | 66 |
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| 12 | VaccaD | 325 | 58 |
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| 14 | JudyD | 298 | 51 |
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| 17 | JeziorskiM | 283 | 41 |
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Well we can't salute ya / Can't find a flag / If that don't suit ya That's a drag...
Geometry and history is just a pain / Biology and chemistry destroys my brain / Well, don't they know that I deserve a better fate? I'm really much too young to matriculate...
He starts to shake and cough / Just like the old man in / That book by Nabakov...
You sit in class next to a redhead named Abigail / And soon enough you're best friends / Laughing at the other girls who think they're so cool...
I'm heavenly blessed and worldy wise / I'm a peeping-tom techy with x-ray eyes...
I just want to have some kicks / I just want to get some chicks...
I know about this school / Little girl from Cherry Lane, how did you get so bold? How did you know that golden rule?
Will little brainy Bobby be the stockbroker man? Can Heather find a job that won't interfere with her tan?
But then they send me away to teach me how to be sensible...
So the good boys and girls / take the so called right track / Faded white hats / Grabbing credits and / Maybe transfers / They read all the books but they can't find the answers...
How you doin' out there? Ya ever seem to have one of those days / Where it just seems like everybody's gettin' on your case? From your teacher all the way down to your best girlfriend?
California tumbles into the sea / That'll be the day I go / Back to Annandale...
The time has come for closing books and long last looks must end / And as I leave I know that I am leaving my best friend...
That "be", "see", "are", "you" / Are words, not letters / Get it together / Use your spellchecker
And if you see Jonny football hero in the hall / Tell him he played a great game / Tell him you liked his article in the newspaper...
Don't know much about history....don't know much biology...