Tom Lehrer taught at MIT, Harvard, Wellesley, and the University of California. Holding a masters degree, he chose to enlist as a soldier. He may have invented the Jell-O shot. He wrote "The Masochism Tango," "The Elements" and songs for "The Electric Company." He is awesome. Fill in the blanks or name the song.
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"All the world seems in tune on a spring afternoon when we're _______________________."
"Don't say that he's hypocritical; say rather that he's apolitical. 'Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down? That's not my department,' says _____________ .
"Since I still appreciate you, let's find love while we may. Because I know I'll hate you _______________."
"I got it from ______. She got it from Jim. We all agree it must have been him. Louise who gave it to him. Now she got it from Harry. Who got it from Marie. And ev'rybody knows that Marie got it from me."
"Go directly, do not pass go, do not collect two hundred dolla's. And ________________________."
"_____, tell us. All modern women are jealous. Which of your magical wands got you Gustav and Walter and Franz?"
"Who needs a hobby like tennis or philately? I've got a hobby: rereading Lady Chatterley. But now they're trying to take it all away from us unless we take a stand, and hand in hand we fight for freedom of the press. In other words: ____!"
"And ever since I meet this man my life is not the same, And Nicolai Ivanovich ___________ is his name. Oy!"
"_____________________ Has anyone heard a thing? Once he shone on his own, now he sits home alone and waits for the phone to ring."
"Do whatever steps you want if you have cleared them with the pontiff. Everybody say his own kyrie eleison. Doin' ___________."
"Now Ed flunked out of second grade, and never finished school. He doesn't know a shelter half from an entrenching tool. But he's going to be a big success. He heads his class at OCS. ____________________!"
"But during ____________, ____________ Lena Horne and Sheriff Clarke are dancing cheek to cheek."
"First we got the bomb and that was good, 'cause we love peace and motherhood. Then Russia got the bomb, but that's O.K., 'cause the balance of power's maintained that way! __________
"So though for breakfast she makes coffee that tastes like shampoo, I come home for dinner and get peanut butter stew, Or if I'm in luck, it's broiled hockey puck. But, oh well, what the hell, __________, and I love her.
"Here's a cure for all your troubles. Here's an end to all distress. It's ________________ with his powdered happiness."