Can you answer the following questions about the Weird Al masterpiece "Albuquerque"?
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Finish the lyric (3 word location required): Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from _____________________. (You know the place)
The donut store in the song seems to be the worst. Donut. Store. Ever. When queried about WHICH TYPE of donut did the guy behind the counter respond, "Wait a minute. I'll go check."? (They were out, of course.)
When the one-nostriled, Flock-of-Seagulls-haircut snorkel-stealer fights the singer, six...uh, "fight moves" are described. Name any 4 of those 6 attacks.
What was the challenge the local radio station hosted to win a first class, one-way ticket?
What really cute nickname did Marty get after having his arms and legs cut off by a chainsaw?
What were the names of both of the children the singer and Zelda had?
Speaking of Zelda, when she's first mentioned in the song, she's described as follows: She was a _______ _______ with a _______ ________ and hair the color of _______ ________. Fill in 4 of the 6 blanks.
After three of the engines burned out, the plane went into a tailspin, crashed into a hillside, and exploded in a giant fireball, and everybody died! Except for the singer. Why?
After the plane crash, the singer crawled from the twisted, burning wreckage...crawled on his hands and knees for three full days! He carried with him 5 items. Name any 3 of those items.
What did the singer have to do in order to win Employee of the Month at his part-time job at the Sizzler?
Anyway, I know it's kinda been a roundabout way of saying it, but I guess the whole point [the song/author is] tryin' to make here is what three word phrase?
You may already know this, but Al originally wrote the song to annoy his listeners for 12 minutes, and thought it would be one of the least popular tracks. However, it ended up being one of his biggest hits ever, and is often played as the ending/encore to his concerts. This writer has seen Al live twice, and loved the tweaks he made when performing it live, like listing more cutesy names Zelda calls him, more "fight moves" with the snorkel-stealer, and more donut types. According to Wikipedia, there are 8 more donut types Al's been known to sing that are all "berry" types. Name any 4 of those 8.