Things that aren't Rick & Morty by BruceM

That thing you get when you die and your body gets all stiff

When you get trolled into watching "Never Gonna Give You Up"

A type of pasta (larger than ziti; curved, but less curved than elbow macaroni)

The study of [a certain disease], arthritis, and other disorders of the joints, muscles, and ligaments

An isopod crustacean of the family Armadillidiidae (also known as a doodle bug)

First and last name required. The character Will Ferrell plays in Talladega Nights

First and last name required. (One of the stars of) a show about a pawnshop where you never know what's coming through the door. (This 52-year-old co-owns the establishment with his dad.)

First and last name required. the guy who sang Super Freak (peaking at #16 on the U.S. Billboard Hot 100 in 1981)

First and last name required. the WWE guy who goes "woo" a lot. (Deadspin asserts that the 30 for 30 documentary about him "glorifies decades of sexual misconduct")

Kenny Chesney's hit country song, featuring inspiring lyrics such as "green grass, help the cows graze, hedge fund 401."

A wetland bog in Aberdeenshire, Scotland.

the physical presence of a business or organization

the 2007 American comedy starring Will Ferrell and Jon Heder

a cattle herding dog breed which originated in Pembrokeshire, Wales

a Charlie Brown song [covered] by Joe Williams from 1989 [but written by Vince Guaraldi, who sang it on a Peanuts special]

a song by Kendrick Lamar from 2011.

First and last name required. the guy who sings "Livin La Vida Loca"

a simple basketball play where you screen the guy who has the ball, and then go towards the hoop.

a procedure that you do when you suddenly catch on fire and want to extinguish the flames.

the brand of easy to prepare rice dishes, known as the san francisco treat.

the 1932 self help book written by Walter Pitkin to tackle middle age

First and last name required. an author who writes fiction novels, most famous for his series about the greek demigod perseus in a modern setting

First and last name required. the rapper who gave a shoutout to all the pear (in a 2014 viral video)

Two answers required. the names of the blue jay and raccoon that work as grounds keepers at a local park (on the Cartoon Network series Regular Show)

the short story in the 1894 anthology The Jungle Book about a mongoose