The report of my death was an exaggeration. - Mark Twain
Sometimes, people get ahead of themselves and produce obituaries for other people who are not quite dead. Below are 12 questions about 12 men who - according to them, at least - didn't really die when people said they did.
Rank | Player | Total | %ile | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Money Value (% Incorrect): | 72 | 85 | 60 | 67 | 14 | 14 | 05 | 18 | 03 | 58 | 52 | 16 | |||
1 | Goldenboy | 379 | 98 |
00 |
15 85 |
00 |
15 67 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 18 |
15 |
15 58 |
00 |
15 16 |
2 | HallR | 367 | 96 |
00 |
00 |
15 60 |
15 67 |
15 |
15 14 |
15 |
15 18 |
15 |
15 58 |
15 |
15 |
3 | AdamKing | 366 | 94 |
15 72 |
00 |
15 |
15 67 |
15 |
15 |
00 |
15 18 |
15 |
15 58 |
00 |
15 16 |
4 | DoyleE | 365 | 92 |
00 |
00 |
15 60 |
15 67 |
15 |
15 14 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 58 |
15 |
15 16 |
5 | WeikleB | 355 | 90 |
15 72 |
15 85 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 14 |
15 |
15 |
15 03 |
00 |
15 |
15 16 |
6 | KroegerJ | 325 | 87 |
00 |
00 |
15 60 |
15 67 |
15 |
15 14 |
15 |
15 18 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 16 |
7 | JonesRW | 319 | 85 |
15 72 |
00 |
15 60 |
00 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 18 |
15 03 |
15 |
15 |
15 16 |
8 | ReinholdH | 281 | 83 |
15 |
15 85 |
15 |
00 00 |
15 14 |
15 14 |
15 |
15 18 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
00 |
9 | AdelmanM | 273 | 81 |
00 |
00 |
15 60 |
00 |
15 |
15 14 |
15 |
15 18 |
15 03 |
15 58 |
00 |
15 |
10 | Skrambler | 270 | 78 |
15 72 |
00 |
15 |
00 |
00 |
15 14 |
15 |
15 18 |
15 03 |
15 58 |
00 |
00 |
11 | RobinJRichards | 266 | 76 |
00 00 |
15 85 |
00 |
15 |
15 14 |
15 14 |
15 |
15 |
15 03 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
12 | HessJa | 261 | 74 |
15 |
00 |
00 |
15 |
15 |
15 14 |
15 05 |
15 18 |
15 |
15 58 |
15 |
15 16 |
13 | LaudermithM | 258 | 71 |
15 |
15 85 |
00 |
15 |
15 14 |
15 |
15 05 |
15 |
15 03 |
00 |
00 |
15 16 |
13 | LuskT | 258 | 71 |
15 72 |
00 |
15 |
00 |
15 |
15 14 |
15 |
15 18 |
15 03 |
00 |
15 |
15 16 |
15 | ElendilPickle | 249 | 67 |
00 |
15 85 |
15 60 |
00 00 |
00 |
15 14 |
15 |
00 |
15 |
00 00 |
00 |
15 |
16 | PruettC | 225 | 65 |
00 |
15 85 |
00 |
00 00 |
15 |
15 14 |
15 05 |
15 |
15 |
00 |
00 |
15 16 |
17 | randalleng | 216 | 63 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
15 14 |
15 |
15 05 |
15 |
15 03 |
15 58 |
15 |
15 16 |
18 | CarterBurke | 213 | 61 |
00 |
00 00 |
00 |
00 |
15 |
15 14 |
15 05 |
15 |
15 |
15 58 |
15 |
15 16 |
19 | letouj | 211 | 58 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
00 00 |
15 |
15 14 |
15 |
15 18 |
15 |
15 58 |
00 |
15 16 |
20 | osxpert | 207 | 56 |
00 |
00 |
15 |
15 67 |
15 14 |
15 |
15 05 |
00 |
15 |
00 00 |
00 |
15 16 |
21 | Dynomutt | 202 | 54 |
15 72 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
15 14 |
15 |
15 05 |
15 18 |
15 03 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
22 | MatherV | 197 | 52 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
15 14 |
15 14 |
15 05 |
00 |
15 |
15 58 |
00 |
15 16 |
23 | AllenJ | 191 | 50 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
15 67 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 03 |
00 00 |
00 00 |
15 16 |
24 | ChrisRosenberg | 189 | 47 |
00 |
00 |
15 |
00 |
15 14 |
15 14 |
15 05 |
15 18 |
15 03 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
25 | MoyseyC | 176 | 45 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
15 14 |
15 |
15 05 |
15 18 |
15 03 |
15 |
15 |
15 16 |
26 | rstrata | 171 | 42 |
15 |
00 00 |
15 |
00 |
15 |
15 14 |
15 |
15 18 |
15 03 |
00 |
00 |
15 16 |
26 | Vintsanity | 171 | 42 |
15 72 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
15 |
00 00 |
15 05 |
00 |
15 03 |
00 |
00 |
15 16 |
28 | PotatoD | 161 | 37 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
15 |
15 14 |
15 05 |
15 18 |
15 03 |
15 |
00 |
15 16 |
28 | DBrick | 161 | 37 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
15 |
15 14 |
15 05 |
15 18 |
15 03 |
00 |
15 |
15 16 |
30 | WendellA | 158 | 31 |
15 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
15 14 |
15 |
15 05 |
15 18 |
15 |
00 00 |
00 |
15 16 |
30 | LoveF | 158 | 31 |
00 00 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
15 |
15 14 |
15 05 |
15 18 |
15 |
00 |
15 |
15 16 |
30 | RuizJ | 158 | 31 |
00 00 |
00 |
15 |
00 |
15 14 |
00 |
15 05 |
15 18 |
15 |
00 |
15 |
15 16 |
30 | usuiw | 158 | 31 |
00 |
00 |
15 |
00 |
15 14 |
00 00 |
15 05 |
15 18 |
15 |
00 |
15 |
15 16 |
34 | fritzatron | 152 | 25 |
00 00 |
00 |
00 |
15 |
15 14 |
15 14 |
15 |
15 18 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
15 16 |
35 | srs | 143 | 23 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
15 14 |
00 |
15 05 |
15 18 |
15 |
00 00 |
15 |
15 16 |
36 | WeinbergJ | 142 | 21 |
00 00 |
00 |
15 60 |
00 |
00 |
15 14 |
15 05 |
00 |
15 03 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
37 | mellyjo | 141 | 18 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
00 00 |
15 14 |
15 14 |
15 05 |
00 |
15 03 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
38 | Jamesr | 140 | 16 |
00 |
00 |
00 00 |
15 |
15 14 |
15 |
15 |
15 18 |
15 03 |
00 00 |
00 |
15 |
39 | Nicole | 139 | 14 |
00 |
00 00 |
00 00 |
00 00 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 18 |
15 |
00 |
15 |
15 16 |
40 | VenguswamyK | 128 | 12 |
00 00 |
00 |
00 00 |
15 |
00 |
15 |
15 05 |
15 18 |
15 |
00 00 |
15 |
15 |
41 | Commodore | 123 | 10 |
00 00 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
15 14 |
00 00 |
15 18 |
15 |
00 |
15 |
15 16 |
42 | HoH | 121 | 7 |
00 |
00 |
15 |
15 |
15 14 |
15 14 |
15 |
00 |
15 03 |
00 00 |
00 00 |
00 |
43 | BClemens | 100 | 5 |
00 |
00 |
00 00 |
00 |
15 14 |
00 |
15 05 |
15 18 |
15 03 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
44 | RaiaB | 97 | 2 |
00 00 |
00 |
00 00 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
15 |
15 18 |
15 03 |
00 |
00 |
15 16 |
44 | PolinskyL | 97 | 2 |
15 |
00 00 |
00 |
00 |
15 14 |
15 |
15 05 |
00 00 |
15 03 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
Alfred Nobel saw his premature obituary which contained this epithet that disturbed him so much that he created the Nobel Peace Prize.
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