WARNING: DO NOT PLAY THIS QUIZ. This quiz is designed to cause either immense frustration, or immense psychic pain. The more answers you get right, the more agonized groaning you can expect. Get 12/12 and friends/loved ones/co-workers may think you're passing a kidney stone. You have been warned. Every answer is the punchline to a Dad Joke of varying levels of infamy. Very little actual knowledge is needed for this quiz. You will need a little bit of lateral thinking and a lot of endurance. If you choose to play this quiz, you absolve the writer and the website of any liability for physical and/or psychic injury incurred in so doing. Answers are less "precisely-pinned trivia questions" and more "vaguely-associated punchlines." It will help you do well in this quiz if you are a Dad, or have a Dad, or read a lot of Laffy Taffy wrappers. And if you win, you will get no prize other than the eternal scorn of everyone you repeat these questions to. So play it if you must. But I advise against it.
| Rank | Player | Total | %ile | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Money Value (% Incorrect): | 03 | 15 | 09 | 20 | 02 | 26 | 05 | 32 | 73 | 22 | 16 | 31 | |||
| 1 | KaufmanK | 364 | 99 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 26 |
15 |
15 32 |
15 73 |
15 22 |
15 |
15 31 |
| 2 | DiGeorgeL | 348 | 98 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 26 |
15 |
15 |
15 73 |
15 22 |
15 16 |
15 31 |
| 3 | LoveF | 343 | 98 |
15 |
00 |
15 |
15 20 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 32 |
15 73 |
15 22 |
15 |
15 31 |
| 4 | PahuskiM | 339 | 97 |
15 |
15 |
15 09 |
15 20 |
15 |
15 26 |
15 |
15 |
15 73 |
15 |
15 |
15 31 |
| 5 | WolfischL | 338 | 96 |
15 |
15 15 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 32 |
15 73 |
15 22 |
15 16 |
15 |
| 6 | Projectyl | 335 | 95 |
15 |
15 15 |
15 |
15 20 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 73 |
15 |
15 16 |
15 31 |
| 7 | PriceG | 334 | 94 |
15 |
15 15 |
15 09 |
15 |
15 |
15 26 |
15 |
15 |
15 73 |
15 |
15 |
15 31 |
| 8 | jefe | 326 | 94 |
15 |
15 15 |
15 |
15 20 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 73 |
15 22 |
15 16 |
15 |
| 9 | LuskT | 325 | 93 |
15 |
15 15 |
15 09 |
15 |
15 |
00 |
15 |
15 32 |
15 73 |
15 |
15 |
15 31 |
| 10 | PopielinskiL | 324 | 92 |
15 |
00 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
00 |
15 |
15 32 |
15 73 |
15 22 |
15 16 |
15 31 |
| 10 | KimberlinM | 324 | 92 |
15 |
15 |
15 09 |
15 20 |
15 |
15 26 |
15 |
15 |
15 73 |
15 |
15 16 |
15 |
| 12 | ZellwegerS | 321 | 90 |
15 |
15 15 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 26 |
15 05 |
15 |
15 73 |
15 22 |
15 |
15 |
| 13 | Adam | 315 | 90 |
15 |
15 15 |
15 09 |
15 |
15 |
00 |
15 |
15 |
15 73 |
15 22 |
15 |
15 31 |
| 14 | CraneN | 312 | 89 |
15 |
15 15 |
15 |
15 |
15 02 |
15 26 |
15 |
15 |
15 73 |
15 |
15 16 |
15 |
| 15 | EdwardsT | 304 | 88 |
15 |
15 15 |
15 09 |
15 |
15 |
15 26 |
15 |
15 |
15 73 |
15 |
15 16 |
00 |
| 15 | WeaverR | 304 | 88 |
15 |
15 15 |
15 09 |
15 |
15 |
15 26 |
00 |
15 |
15 73 |
00 |
15 |
15 31 |
| 17 | DixonD | 294 | 86 |
15 |
15 15 |
15 |
15 20 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 32 |
15 |
15 |
15 16 |
15 31 |
| 18 | Pelc | 292 | 86 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 26 |
15 |
15 32 |
00 |
15 22 |
15 16 |
15 31 |
| 19 | LongD | 285 | 85 |
15 |
15 |
15 09 |
15 |
15 |
15 26 |
15 |
15 32 |
15 |
15 22 |
15 16 |
15 |
| 20 | Tablesaw | 283 | 84 |
15 |
15 15 |
15 09 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 32 |
15 |
15 |
15 16 |
15 31 |
| 20 | letouj | 283 | 84 |
15 |
15 15 |
15 09 |
15 |
15 |
15 26 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 22 |
15 |
15 31 |
| 22 | FrostL | 281 | 82 |
15 |
00 |
15 |
15 20 |
15 02 |
00 |
15 05 |
15 |
15 73 |
15 |
15 |
15 31 |
| 23 | rstrata | 279 | 82 |
15 |
15 |
15 09 |
15 20 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 32 |
00 |
15 22 |
15 |
15 31 |
| 24 | McGeeDean | 278 | 80 |
15 |
15 15 |
15 09 |
15 |
15 |
15 26 |
15 |
15 32 |
15 |
15 |
15 16 |
15 |
| 24 | CondonNJ1 | 278 | 80 |
15 |
15 15 |
15 09 |
15 |
15 |
15 26 |
15 05 |
15 |
15 73 |
00 |
00 |
15 |
| 26 | PlotkinD | 276 | 79 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 26 |
15 |
15 32 |
00 00 |
15 22 |
15 |
15 31 |
| 27 | WellsW | 275 | 78 |
15 |
15 15 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 26 |
15 |
15 |
00 |
15 22 |
15 16 |
15 31 |
| 27 | EmilyT | 275 | 78 |
15 |
15 15 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 26 |
15 |
15 |
00 |
15 22 |
15 16 |
15 31 |
| 27 | RustySpork | 275 | 78 |
15 |
15 15 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 26 |
15 |
00 |
15 |
15 22 |
15 16 |
15 31 |
| 30 | SchroederS | 273 | 76 |
15 |
15 |
15 09 |
15 20 |
15 |
15 26 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 22 |
15 16 |
15 |
| 31 | BenjaminJ | 270 | 75 |
15 |
15 |
15 09 |
15 |
15 |
15 26 |
15 |
15 32 |
00 |
15 22 |
15 16 |
15 |
| 32 | SlickRick87 | 269 | 75 |
15 |
15 |
15 09 |
15 |
15 |
15 26 |
15 |
15 |
00 |
15 22 |
15 16 |
15 31 |
| 33 | barandall800 | 268 | 74 |
15 03 |
15 |
15 |
15 20 |
15 |
15 26 |
15 |
15 32 |
00 |
15 22 |
15 |
15 |
| 34 | Commodore | 266 | 73 |
15 |
15 15 |
15 09 |
15 20 |
15 |
15 26 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
00 |
15 |
15 31 |
| 35 | PalmiterA | 264 | 72 |
15 |
15 15 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 05 |
15 32 |
00 |
15 |
15 16 |
15 31 |
| 35 | NathanL | 264 | 72 |
15 |
15 15 |
15 |
15 20 |
15 |
15 26 |
15 |
15 |
00 |
15 22 |
15 16 |
15 |
| 37 | GhostsDaddy | 262 | 70 |
15 |
15 15 |
15 09 |
15 20 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
00 |
15 22 |
15 |
15 31 |
| 37 | SteevesR | 262 | 70 |
15 |
15 15 |
15 09 |
15 |
15 |
15 26 |
15 |
15 |
00 |
15 |
15 16 |
15 31 |
| 37 | DuffyM | 262 | 70 |
15 |
15 15 |
15 09 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 05 |
15 |
15 |
15 22 |
15 |
15 31 |
| 40 | OrrenH | 258 | 67 |
15 |
15 15 |
15 |
15 20 |
15 |
15 |
15 05 |
15 |
00 |
15 22 |
15 |
15 31 |
| 40 | RoseM | 258 | 67 |
15 |
15 15 |
15 09 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
00 |
15 22 |
15 16 |
15 31 |
| 40 | Mollmw | 258 | 67 |
15 |
15 15 |
15 09 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
00 |
15 |
15 22 |
15 16 |
15 31 |
| 43 | brando3429 | 256 | 66 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
00 |
15 05 |
15 32 |
00 |
15 22 |
15 16 |
15 31 |
| 44 | dinghammer | 255 | 64 |
15 03 |
15 15 |
15 09 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 32 |
00 |
15 |
15 |
15 31 |
| 44 | CorriereC | 255 | 64 |
15 |
15 |
15 09 |
00 |
15 |
15 26 |
15 |
15 32 |
00 |
15 22 |
00 |
15 31 |
| 44 | Vintsanity | 255 | 64 |
15 |
00 |
15 09 |
15 |
15 |
15 26 |
15 |
15 32 |
00 |
15 22 |
15 16 |
15 |
| 47 | AmmermanA | 254 | 63 |
15 |
15 15 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 26 |
15 |
15 32 |
00 |
00 00 |
15 |
15 31 |
| 48 | DoyleE | 253 | 61 |
15 |
15 15 |
15 09 |
15 |
15 |
15 26 |
15 |
00 |
00 |
15 22 |
15 |
15 31 |
| 48 | GrossB | 253 | 61 |
15 |
15 15 |
15 09 |
15 |
15 |
15 26 |
15 |
15 |
00 |
15 22 |
15 16 |
15 |
| 50 | BradsDad | 252 | 60 |
15 |
15 |
15 09 |
15 20 |
15 |
15 |
15 05 |
00 |
15 |
15 22 |
15 |
15 31 |
| 50 | Nuklhd | 252 | 60 |
15 |
15 |
15 09 |
15 |
15 |
15 26 |
15 05 |
15 |
00 |
15 |
15 16 |
15 31 |
| 52 | Sijnaanik | 250 | 59 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 20 |
15 |
15 26 |
15 |
15 32 |
00 00 |
15 22 |
15 |
00 |
| 53 | WangA | 247 | 57 |
15 |
15 15 |
15 09 |
15 |
15 |
15 26 |
15 |
15 |
00 |
00 |
15 16 |
15 31 |
| 53 | HittM | 247 | 57 |
15 |
15 15 |
15 09 |
15 20 |
15 |
00 |
15 |
15 |
00 |
15 22 |
15 |
15 31 |
| 55 | GrahamJ | 246 | 56 |
15 |
15 15 |
15 |
15 |
15 02 |
15 26 |
15 |
00 |
00 |
15 22 |
15 |
15 31 |
| 56 | VenguswamyK | 244 | 55 |
15 |
15 15 |
15 09 |
15 |
15 |
00 |
15 |
15 32 |
00 |
15 22 |
15 16 |
15 |
| 57 | JonesRW | 243 | 54 |
15 |
15 15 |
15 09 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
00 |
00 |
15 22 |
15 16 |
15 31 |
| 57 | LanceJ | 243 | 54 |
15 |
15 15 |
15 09 |
15 |
15 |
00 |
15 |
15 |
00 |
15 22 |
15 16 |
15 31 |
| 59 | ConnorA | 242 | 53 |
15 |
15 15 |
15 09 |
15 20 |
15 |
15 26 |
15 |
15 |
00 |
15 22 |
15 |
00 |
| 59 | quarterrican | 242 | 53 |
15 |
15 15 |
00 00 |
15 20 |
15 |
15 26 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 16 |
15 |
| 61 | SpoeriJ | 241 | 51 |
15 03 |
15 |
15 09 |
15 |
15 |
15 26 |
15 |
00 |
00 |
15 22 |
15 |
15 31 |
| 62 | FryedBetaKappa | 237 | 50 |
15 |
00 |
15 |
15 |
15 02 |
15 |
15 |
15 32 |
00 00 |
15 22 |
15 |
15 31 |
| 62 | SpencerJ2 | 237 | 50 |
00 |
15 15 |
15 |
00 |
15 02 |
15 |
15 |
15 32 |
00 |
15 22 |
15 |
15 31 |
| 64 | goroshnik | 236 | 49 |
15 03 |
15 |
15 09 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 05 |
15 32 |
00 |
15 22 |
15 |
15 |
| 64 | HensleyB | 236 | 49 |
15 |
15 |
15 09 |
00 00 |
15 |
15 26 |
15 05 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 31 |
| 66 | RobinJRichards | 232 | 47 |
15 |
15 15 |
15 |
15 20 |
15 |
15 26 |
15 05 |
00 |
00 |
15 |
00 |
15 31 |
| 66 | cruzich | 232 | 47 |
15 |
15 15 |
15 09 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 05 |
15 |
00 |
15 22 |
15 16 |
15 |
| 68 | leonard55 | 231 | 46 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 02 |
15 26 |
15 05 |
15 32 |
00 |
15 |
15 16 |
00 |
| 68 | SussmanM | 231 | 46 |
15 |
15 15 |
15 09 |
15 |
15 |
15 26 |
15 |
15 |
00 00 |
00 |
15 |
15 31 |
| 70 | claysonh | 230 | 44 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 26 |
00 |
00 |
00 00 |
15 22 |
15 16 |
15 31 |
| 71 | WeikleB | 228 | 44 |
15 |
15 |
15 09 |
15 |
15 |
15 26 |
15 05 |
00 |
00 |
15 22 |
00 |
15 31 |
| 72 | KaneMH | 227 | 42 |
15 |
15 15 |
00 |
15 20 |
15 |
15 26 |
15 |
15 |
00 |
00 00 |
15 |
15 31 |
| 72 | mellyjo | 227 | 42 |
15 |
15 15 |
15 09 |
15 |
15 |
00 |
15 05 |
15 32 |
00 |
00 |
15 |
15 31 |
| 72 | SingerJ2 | 227 | 42 |
15 |
00 |
15 09 |
15 20 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 32 |
00 |
00 00 |
15 |
15 31 |
| 75 | SegalP | 226 | 40 |
15 03 |
15 |
15 09 |
00 |
15 |
00 |
15 05 |
15 |
15 73 |
00 |
15 16 |
00 |
| 75 | AdamKing | 226 | 40 |
15 |
15 15 |
15 09 |
00 |
15 |
15 |
15 05 |
15 |
15 |
00 |
15 16 |
15 31 |
| 75 | FultonE | 226 | 40 |
15 03 |
15 15 |
15 |
15 20 |
15 |
00 |
15 |
15 |
00 |
15 22 |
15 16 |
15 |
| 78 | LewandowskiMJ | 225 | 38 |
15 |
15 15 |
15 09 |
15 20 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
00 00 |
15 |
15 16 |
15 |
| 79 | jonah | 223 | 37 |
15 |
15 |
15 09 |
00 |
15 |
15 26 |
15 |
15 |
00 00 |
15 22 |
00 |
15 31 |
| 80 | Hupfen | 221 | 36 |
15 |
15 15 |
00 |
15 |
15 02 |
00 |
15 |
15 |
00 |
15 22 |
15 16 |
15 31 |
| 81 | Danielle | 217 | 36 |
15 03 |
15 15 |
00 |
15 |
15 |
15 26 |
15 |
15 |
00 |
15 22 |
15 16 |
00 |
| 82 | WareD | 216 | 35 |
15 |
15 15 |
15 09 |
15 |
15 |
15 26 |
15 |
15 |
00 |
00 00 |
15 16 |
15 |
| 83 | IrwinK | 215 | 34 |
15 03 |
15 15 |
15 09 |
15 |
15 |
00 |
15 |
15 |
00 |
15 22 |
00 |
15 31 |
| 84 | Hawklaw | 214 | 33 |
15 |
15 15 |
15 09 |
15 |
15 02 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
00 |
15 22 |
15 16 |
00 |
| 85 | WeaverL | 212 | 32 |
15 03 |
00 |
15 09 |
00 |
15 |
15 26 |
15 |
15 32 |
00 |
15 22 |
15 |
00 |
| 85 | DosRemediosA | 212 | 32 |
15 |
15 15 |
15 09 |
15 20 |
15 |
15 26 |
15 |
00 |
00 |
15 22 |
00 |
00 |
| 85 | Makdeezy | 212 | 32 |
15 |
15 15 |
15 09 |
00 |
15 |
15 26 |
15 05 |
15 |
00 |
15 22 |
15 |
00 |
| 88 | chc | 208 | 30 |
15 |
15 15 |
15 09 |
00 |
15 |
15 26 |
15 |
00 |
00 |
15 22 |
15 16 |
00 |
| 89 | OBrienJ | 207 | 29 |
15 |
15 15 |
15 09 |
15 |
15 |
00 |
15 |
15 32 |
00 00 |
00 |
15 16 |
15 |
| 90 | Matto | 206 | 28 |
15 |
00 |
15 |
15 20 |
15 02 |
15 26 |
15 |
00 |
00 |
15 22 |
15 16 |
00 |
| 90 | WeinbergJ | 206 | 28 |
15 |
15 15 |
15 09 |
15 20 |
15 |
15 |
15 05 |
00 |
00 |
15 22 |
15 |
00 |
| 92 | Tarn | 201 | 27 |
15 |
15 15 |
15 |
15 |
15 02 |
15 26 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
15 22 |
15 16 |
00 |
| 93 | KreitzerJ | 200 | 25 |
15 03 |
15 15 |
15 09 |
00 |
15 |
00 |
15 |
00 |
00 |
15 22 |
15 |
15 31 |
| 93 | usuiw | 200 | 25 |
15 03 |
15 |
15 09 |
15 |
15 |
15 26 |
15 05 |
00 |
00 |
15 22 |
15 |
00 |
| 93 | RuizJ | 200 | 25 |
15 |
15 15 |
00 |
15 20 |
15 02 |
15 26 |
00 |
15 32 |
00 |
15 |
00 |
00 |
| 96 | BradburnA | 199 | 23 |
15 |
00 |
00 |
15 20 |
15 |
00 |
15 05 |
00 |
00 |
15 22 |
15 16 |
15 31 |
| 96 | PolinskyL | 199 | 23 |
15 |
15 15 |
15 09 |
15 |
15 02 |
00 |
15 |
15 |
00 |
15 22 |
15 16 |
00 |
| 98 | RaiaB | 198 | 21 |
15 |
00 |
15 09 |
15 |
15 |
15 26 |
15 05 |
00 |
00 |
15 22 |
15 16 |
00 |
| 98 | Bix32 | 198 | 21 |
15 03 |
15 15 |
15 09 |
15 |
15 |
00 |
15 05 |
00 |
00 |
15 |
15 |
15 31 |
| 98 | wheelz | 198 | 21 |
15 |
00 |
15 |
00 |
15 |
15 26 |
15 05 |
15 |
00 |
00 00 |
15 16 |
15 31 |
| 101 | randalleng | 197 | 19 |
15 |
15 15 |
15 09 |
00 |
15 |
15 26 |
15 05 |
00 |
00 |
15 22 |
15 |
00 |
| 101 | LiptonM | 197 | 19 |
15 |
15 15 |
15 09 |
00 |
15 |
15 26 |
15 05 |
00 |
15 |
15 22 |
00 |
00 |
| 103 | HatfieldS | 191 | 18 |
15 |
15 15 |
15 09 |
00 |
15 |
15 26 |
15 05 |
15 |
00 |
00 |
15 16 |
00 |
| 104 | Bloo | 188 | 17 |
15 03 |
15 15 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
15 26 |
15 |
15 32 |
00 |
15 22 |
00 |
00 |
| 105 | GaddCAnastasia | 181 | 17 |
15 03 |
15 15 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
00 |
15 05 |
00 |
00 |
15 22 |
15 16 |
00 |
| 106 | Sharpj | 180 | 15 |
15 |
15 15 |
15 09 |
15 |
15 |
00 |
15 05 |
15 |
00 |
00 00 |
00 |
15 31 |
| 106 | ReinholdH | 180 | 15 |
15 03 |
15 |
15 09 |
00 00 |
15 |
15 26 |
15 |
00 |
15 |
15 22 |
00 |
00 |
| 108 | LinB | 179 | 14 |
15 03 |
15 15 |
15 09 |
00 |
15 |
00 |
15 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
15 16 |
15 31 |
| 109 | Rebecca | 178 | 13 |
15 03 |
15 15 |
15 09 |
15 |
15 |
15 26 |
15 05 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
15 |
| 110 | Alex | 175 | 13 |
15 |
15 15 |
00 |
00 |
15 02 |
15 26 |
15 05 |
00 |
00 |
15 22 |
15 |
00 |
| 111 | MangaserA | 174 | 12 |
15 03 |
15 15 |
15 09 |
15 |
15 |
00 |
15 05 |
15 |
00 |
15 22 |
00 |
00 |
| 112 | AllenJ | 173 | 11 |
15 |
15 15 |
15 09 |
00 |
15 02 |
15 |
15 05 |
00 |
00 |
15 22 |
15 |
00 |
| 113 | FrankensteinP | 171 | 10 |
15 |
15 15 |
15 09 |
15 20 |
15 02 |
00 |
15 05 |
00 |
00 |
15 |
00 |
15 |
| 113 | MrObvious | 171 | 10 |
15 03 |
15 |
00 |
15 20 |
15 |
00 |
15 05 |
00 |
00 |
15 22 |
15 16 |
00 |
| 115 | HurleyH | 166 | 9 |
15 |
15 |
15 09 |
00 |
15 |
00 |
15 05 |
00 |
00 |
00 00 |
15 16 |
15 31 |
| 116 | colonialrampage | 164 | 8 |
15 03 |
00 |
15 09 |
15 20 |
15 |
00 |
15 05 |
00 |
00 |
15 22 |
15 |
00 |
| 117 | dragonfly | 160 | 7 |
15 |
00 00 |
15 09 |
15 |
15 |
15 26 |
15 05 |
00 |
00 |
00 00 |
15 |
15 |
| 118 | musicguy595 | 154 | 6 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
15 20 |
15 |
00 |
15 05 |
15 32 |
00 |
15 22 |
00 |
00 00 |
| 119 | cbec | 148 | 5 |
15 |
00 |
15 09 |
00 |
15 02 |
15 26 |
15 05 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
15 16 |
00 |
| 120 | Shosin | 137 | 5 |
15 03 |
15 15 |
15 09 |
00 00 |
15 |
15 |
15 05 |
00 |
00 |
15 |
00 |
00 |
| 121 | HallR | 133 | 4 |
15 03 |
15 15 |
15 09 |
00 |
15 |
00 |
15 |
00 |
00 |
00 00 |
15 16 |
00 |
| 122 | BClemens | 128 | 3 |
00 00 |
00 |
15 09 |
15 |
15 02 |
15 26 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
15 16 |
00 |
| 123 | ElendilPickle | 125 | 2 |
15 03 |
15 |
15 09 |
00 |
15 02 |
00 |
15 05 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
15 16 |
00 |
| 124 | MoyseyC | 121 | 1 |
15 |
15 15 |
15 09 |
00 |
15 02 |
00 |
15 05 |
15 |
00 |
00 00 |
00 |
00 |
| 125 | JillyJill | 94 | 1 |
15 03 |
00 |
15 09 |
15 |
15 02 |
00 00 |
15 05 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
| 126 | JJA | 84 | 1 |
15 03 |
00 |
00 |
15 20 |
00 |
00 |
00 00 |
00 |
00 |
00 00 |
15 16 |
00 |
When my two daughters asked for tickets to a concert by . . .what rapper . . I handed them a dollar bill and said, "That should cover it."
I support family farmers and shop at farmer's markets. I'm . . . what piece of math class equipment?
I once had a toy parrot made of artificial fabric. Her first name was what you would expect, but her middle name was the same as what Biblical queen?
I went to the doctor to get stitches. They asked me my blood type. I looked down at the floor and said . . . what word, also the name of a sea?
The bouncy castle at this year's birthday party was more expensive than last year's because of . . . what sustained increase in the general price of goods and services?
I was delayed in starting to sing Scarborough Fair, so I couldn't go fast enough to get the second line out. What happened?
Alcohol isn't a problem. It's . . . what kind of homogeneous mixture composed of two or more substances?
Two men walk into a bar. The third one . . . impersonates a flock of what birds?
After the zombie apocalypse, I'm going to become a vegetarian. That way I'll only have to eat . . . what type of food, and that in 129.6 milligram bites?
Had I succeeded in gathering enough crows, I might have faced the death penalty. Since I failed, I was only charged with what crime?
I was in a KFC with my family today and saw their sign, "Finger Ickin Good." I said, "Look, They've got their Christmas sign up." It was their Christmas sign because . . .
I tried to make a pencil with two erasers (and a quiz about Dad jokes), but it was . . . what BBC game show with Alexander Armstrong and Richard Osman?