I met a meta by osxpert

Disappointed in his ability to attract women (at least with respect to Sean Connery), this actor said on screen "this never happened to the other fellow"

In this movie, the villains rent a copy of the film they are in and then fast forward to locate the heroes.

In this fantasy book series, the protagonists must travel to (of course) Maine to stop the book's author from being hit by a car.

In this movie, John Malkovich cameos as John Malkovich playing John Malkovich in "Being John Malkovich."

In this book, the author meets sci-fi author Kilgore Trout and grants him free will.

"Well here's another clue for you all: The walrus was Paul" comes from what multi-layered Beatles song?

This artist, who was in a serious bus accident in 1925, raised eyebrows by painting at least 55 self portraits, because "I am so often alone and because I am the subject I know best."

George Costanza is laughed out of a bar by two women when he tries to brag that he is employed in what (specific) profession?

In part two of this classic novel published in 1615 (ten years after part one) the main character is unhappy about an unauthorized sequel written about him in the intervening years by a man using the pseudonym Alonso Fernández de Avellaneda.

On December 25, 1965, the main character of this television show turned to the camera and wished "Happy Christmas to all of you at home!" The most recent episode of the show aired exactly 50 years later, though without any fourth wall breaking.

This band (who also wrote "Feel Like Making Love") named a song after themselves on an album also named after the band. You may give the name of the band, the song, or the album.

Although the director does appear (as usual) in a cameo, it cannot be described as self referential. However, I am going to write myself into the question and let you know that it's my favorite film. Please give the name of the movie that I first saw at age 7 with my grandmother, which was originally going to be called "The Man in Lincoln's Nose."