Mixology for Non-Drinkers by AlexanderD

Muddle sugar and bitters, then add whiskey and a citrus rind to get what "new" Straight No Chaser record from 2015?

Add rum & pina colada mix to crushed ice, then do the same with strawberry daiquiri mix to get what 1980s Michael Mann drama, remade into a movie starring Colin Farrell & Jamie Foxx?

Mix together gin, sweet vermouth, maraschino liqueur, and two dashes of bitters to get what California city that was home to Joe DiMaggio, Tug McGraw, and, from 2007 onwards, a group of beavers along Alhambra Creek?

Whether you make it in a 2:1:1 ratio or a 3:2:2 ratio, it always follows the recipe of cognac, triple sec, and lemon juice. What cocktail was also a two-seat ultra-light aircraft built by the Blackburn Aeroplane & Motor Company in the UK in 1919, although there's no evidence that it ever flew?

Stir vodka & orange juice together, then float with Galliano to get what trucker term for a drunk driver who swerves from one shoulder to the other and back?

Mix and strain equal parts vodka, triple sec, and lime juice to get what WWII-era dive bomber, of whom over 3800 perished?

Created for a season 2 episode of "Bar Rescue", what cocktail - made of blue curacao and spiced rum, garnished with a jalapeno, and served in a plastic skull - would be best consumed, judging by its name, on Easter?

Shake and strain equal parts white rum, pineapple juice, grenadine, and Maraschino into a cocktail glass to get what actress who took a famous trip to Cuba with fellow actors & business partners Charlie Chaplin and Douglas Fairbanks?

Mix equal parts tequila, vodka, white rum, triple sec & gin along with lemon juice, Gomme syrup, and a dash of Coke to get what drink ideally consumed in certain locales in Antigua, Australia, the Penguin Islands, the Seychelles, Sri Lanka, or Nassau-Suffolk County?

Shake and strain equal parts creme de cacao, creme de menthe and fresh cream, and you can enjoy what drink fit for Kwai Chang Caine or perhaps an insect of the order Orthoptera?

Build Coke, lime, and rum in a Collins glass, and turn on the third single from Gloria Estefan's "Gloria!" album. What 1998 song features the lyrics "The place that I come from I barely remember, the soul of my people will be with me forever"?

Drop a whiskey shot in a beer and consume, for example, outside the campus of what West Lafayette, Indiana, university, home of the drink that bears this name? (edited at 10:51 am, March 4, 2016 (EST))