Led Zeppelin (in a particularly Caribbean mood) are drinking bourbon with a former Philadelphia Phillies pitcher and an Alaskan rock band when they decide to remake a 1960s TV show as a movie with Henry Cavill. They are reminded by a man eating rice that with great power comes great responsibility - the man then starts playing with his piano band, which includes a traveling mouse, the characters from a Newbery Medal winning book about a contested inheritance, and, finally, the Lannisters and Starks. (10 clauses)
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