Two Answers Required: Lyndon Johnson was not a fan of Ford, who became House Minority Leader in 1964. In one famous quip, LBJ claimed "Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't ____ and ____ ___ at the same time." (Note, I will accept either LBJ's original quip or the media sanitized version of this quip.)
walk and chew gum/fart and chew gum