Albert said, "I've found the solution to climate change. But it only works in Washington, D.C. I've invented an automobile that runs on *BLANK*."
MCA - Hot air (40) MCWA - Pork (2) Best ultimately futile appeal to the judges - "B.s. (technically broadcastable! i think)" (edited at 6:04 pm, September 13, 2015 (PDT))
Original Answer: To come