'Enough of the "Whale Fucking is non-consensual" bullshit. A Humpback Whale weighs 70,000 pounds, is fifty feet long, can dive more than a quarter mile and can crush ships with a single swipe of its tail. If a human manages to fuck one, you damn well better believe it's consensual'
Your smith thought of Carvel (and the whale from question #1) when what software magnate turned Libertarian gadfly tweeted the above a few days ago?
John McAfee