Needing one more question for this quiz, your smith found "Metallica's 'Enter Sandman': Why This Song Sucks," a July 2012 piece in LA Weekly by what writer currently employed by The Ringer?
In that contrarian piece, this author of Basketball (and Other Things) points out that "the kid in the video is kind of a Grade A pussy. Essentially, he has nightmares about three things: being in water, being in the air, and snakes."
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