"[David] Niven (a) doesn't want himself standing nude and 20 feet tall in the middle of London, but (b) especially not with someone else's privates.… So he sets out to discover the anonymous model and wreak vengeance, or something, upon him. And then… I walked out.
"I suppose a funny movie might have been made of this material. No, on second thought, I suppose not."
The Statue