An MSNBC host living at the location of Simon and Garfunkel's song about herbs gets a visit from Ernest Hemingway and Creed. They know the common code for a secret passage to where Oscar the Grouch lives with a very ill Tom Hanks, a football team, someone with lots of merit badges, and Harper Lee. (10 clauses)
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