Well, give your ID card to the border guard / Yeah, your alias says you're Captain Jean-Luc Picard / Of the United Federation of Planets / 'Cause he won't speak English anyway
WHAT SONG are these lines taken from? Although it makes a Star Trek reference, it's not otherwise a science fiction-themed song, unless you disagree with the assertion that the world is full of stupid people.
BANDITOS (by the Refreshments)