"Our voyage has received a lot of coverage in the newspaper and I would like to present our side of it... I think our firing on Miami Beach can best be termed ill-timed. It happened on what they call in the newspaper business a slow news day and as a result received a lot more space than I think it deserved -- since it was the off-season down there." The previous is an excerpt of the captain's summary of the cruise of what fictional submarine, as retold by Bob Newhart in a bit from 1960's The Button-Down Mind of Bob Newhart
USS Codfish