[National Lampoon's] Vegas Vacation by RobinJRichards

Question 1

Let's go ahead and get the most famous set of dialogue from the film out of the way now: [ANSWER to Q2]: "Now I'm about to take you through a fully functional power plant, so please, no one wander off the dam tour and please take all the dam pictures you want. Now are there any dam questions?" COUSIN EDDIE: "Yeah. [SEVEN WORD ANSWER]?"

Where can I get some dam bait?