"A Jew, in the dictionary, is one who is descended from the ancient tribes of Judea, or one who is regarded as a descendant from that tribe. That's what it says in the dictionary, but you and I know what a Jew is: One Who Killed Our Lord... there should be a statute of limitations for that crime."
This is a quote from WHAT COMEDIAN, whose other contributions to religious thought included getting arrested for impersonating a priest as part of a complicated scam involving a Guyanese leper colony?
LENNY BRUCE