"Anyway, it's been two years. I mean, isn't there a statue of limitations on that?"
"'Statute'".
"What?"
"'Statute' of limitations. It's not a statue".
"No, it's 'statue'"!
"Fine, it's a sculpture of limitations."
This dialogue is taken from an episode of WHAT SITCOM? This particular episode, The Cafe, is known for introducing a recurring character played by Brian George.
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